Now boarding all passengers onto this jet setting safari of elegantly painted junk in the wild.
 

Recommended baggage: your latest unsolicited (or solicited) dick pic! 

That's right, it's time to pack your personal baggage in the form of your very favorite unsolicited (or solicited) dick pic!

Join our crew in finding just the right landscape for the little sucker as we embark on a first class guided tour through a landscape painting of its decided destination. Then after just a brief layover they'll be ready for their perfectly placed, painted portraits. 

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Included:
All paints, brushes, easels, canvases, aprons, instruction and entertainment.
Maybe peanuts.
 

Feel free to bring a dick pic of your choosing or be provided with a reference.

Food and alcohol not included but available and encouraged.